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President Trump impeach mints are mmm mmm good!

Newly created peach mints are now available. Get yours today!

Muh impeachment's have never been better!

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Meme creation

I made this yesterday to test out some new features I never used before in Affinity Designer and Photo (awesome programs by the way, definitely Photoshop and Illustrator killers). I messed up in a few spots, but it came out with enough spice to flavor your food. On a scale of Russet Potato out of 10, how good is my meme smithing?? I hope it's not potato! I am but a humble farmer toiling in the sun, tending to my meme crops, seeing to it that my crops don't fail for lack of water. It's not much, but it's honest work.

And if anyone needs any web apps or a web site that doesn't censor you for unpopular opinions, contact me with the link up top. PGP emails are now supported.

--Kevin